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The back of this Index Card Size (3"x5") tract says:
The most popular Chuck Norris jokes on the internet say things like: “Death once had a near-Chuck experience.” “When the boogey man goes to bed at night, he checks for Chuck Norris.” “Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.” “Chuck Norris made a happy meal cry.” “Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice.” While the purpose of such jokes may be to make people laugh, they give the impression that Chuck Norris can do the impossible or that he is God-like. Of course, such notions as this are ridiculous and untrue. There is only one God. He created the whole world out of NOTHING. He created every galaxy, solar system, star, planet and moon. He created every animal, bug and human. He is the maker of your eyes, your brain and your heart. Humans can’t even come close to accomplishing what God has accomplished. YET, we ARE made in His image. That means that we have the ability to be creative and intelligent and that we have free will. Unfortunately, each one of us (including YOU), have used our free will WRONGLY. You have used it to sin against God - sex outside of marriage, lust, porn watching, getting drunk, doing drugs, lying, stealing, coveting, taking God’s name in vain and idolatry of other people (athletes, musicians, actors & actresses). Because you have sinned against God, you are in great danger of ending up in Hell. God is good, holy and just and there’s nothing Chuck Norris or anyone else can do, to help you. Jesus can help you, though! He lived a SINLESS life, died on the cross and was buried. He rose from the grave 3 days later and offers eternal life to all who will REPENT of their sins, TRUST in Him and FOLLOW Him. Neither you, nor Chuck Norris, nor anyone else can offer you the help that Jesus offers you. Jesus is the REAL God Man - He performed miracles, rose from the dead and COMMANDS you to give up your sin and follow Him. He is the one who will return to JUDGE all men! He is the one that you should fear! He is the one who no opponent stands a chance against (including Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee). You’d do well to get on His side, before it’s too late. He is the ULTIMATE VICTOR! www.RepentOrPerish.org
