The back of this small postcard card size (4.25"x2.75") tract says:
Hello My Child-
I just wanted to send you a little note. I am your father, so read this very carefully and do all that I say. Keep having sex with your boyfriend or girlfriend! Don’t worry about the Bible saying that fornicators will go to Hell or about getting married first. Sex feels too good to stop or wait! Keep drinking beer too! You’re building up your tolerance! Who cares if the Bible says that all drunkards will go to Hell?! We’ll just party in the fire while we’re burning forever! Oh, and that lying and stealing that you’re doing, you’re getting away with it,
so just keep doing it! No one will ever know. Don’t worry about judgment day and that all liars and thieves will be cast into Hell. Don’t worry about God seeing everything you do. The same goes for all of that porn you’ve been watching lately. It will be “our little secret”. Who cares if the Bible says that lust is the same as adultery and who cares if you treat those people you are lusting after as pieces of meat?! And to all of my girls, just keep dressing immodestly! Isn’t it great to have all those men lusting after you?! Who cares if the Bible says that a Godly woman dresses modestly?! If Christians EVER try to tell you that Jesus died for you, rose from the grave and defeated death, just laugh in their face. If they tell you that you need to repent of (forsake) your sins and trust in Christ to be saved, just yell and cuss at them. If they tell you that you can have all of your sins forgiven through the Blood of Jesus, just mock them and tell them they are being hateful! Who cares about Jesus dying for you anyway?! Keep up the good work and I’ll SEE YOU IN HELL SINNER!
-Your Father (AKA Satan, Lucifer, the Devil)
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